Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Stopping Traffic

Charlie Sykes notes that America's financial hub came to a screeching halt today as bankers, traders and other mavens of commerce paused to watch erstwhile nemesis Eliot Spitzer resign as Governor of New York.

I was always under the impression that the only way to accomplish this feat would be to stage a bikini-clad wrestling match between Maria Bartiromo and Erin Burnett in a kiddy pool filled with KY jelly on the corner of Wall and Broad Streets.

Evidently, I was wrong, but I hope this does not dissuade anyone from organizing such an event in the future.

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